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The Dirksen Senate Office building was around the corner. On a sunlit day, the U.S. Capitol cast its shadow several blocks away.
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Despite having to also leave my meager earthly belongings behind, without another word, I complied as he half-dragged me to the cruiser. He slipped on the ice once, almost causing us both to fall. Aldactone For Sale, After opening the back door, he eased me gently onto the seat. 150mg Aldactone, When he gunned the engine, the rear tires spun for a second, and then found traction on a sanded patch of snow.
Half to himself, he muttered, “We’re not allowed to transport people, but you’d be history by the time Rescue got here. You have almost no pulse. You’re not gonna be on my conscience.”
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Forcefully, he asked, “What. Speak up now…Couldn’t hear you.”
It occurred to me that I ought to be grateful. He saved my life—such as it was.
“Thanks, man,” was all I could think of… I still existed.
As horrid as it was to spend time in The Rat Palace, one’s survival plan sometimes had to include lurid measures. After all, only we pariahs with an iota of hope persevered persistently against all odds.
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