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Time: Sometime before Thanksgiving or Christmas
Characters: Tom Turkey and Tillie Turkey
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Tom: "But Tillie, I don't run very fast anymore. What if I get caught. It's curtains for me. You'll be in the woods with that wild cousin of yours."
Tillie: "Just look at it this way, Tom. From what I hear, humans rave about us on Thanksgiving and Christmas, but we're even better the day after!".
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